Is this a story, or a personal ad?

Can you even tell the difference?

http://orlando.KraigsssssList.org/forums/?
ID=79329337

Just had to come back for a shot of your
self-aggrandizement didn'tcha caveman?

http://orlando.KraigssssList.org/forums/?
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ICEBERGS:

I SAID DON'T CONFUSE THE END WITH
THE BEGINNING...
SHE SAID DON'T CONFUSE THE END WITH
THE BEGINNING...
HE SAID DON'T CONFUSE THE END WITH
THE BEGINNING...

BUT YOU STILL DO...